When you see a COW you BOW

So what's up with cows in India ?

Well they've been recently getting AADHAR Card numbers.
Some one even came up with a sample - 

But don't they have such a system in the UK too ?
Yes , with a difference.
Their ultimate beneficiaries are the citizens, but ours, to be citizens.

But there is no harm in that right ?
Yeah not much, just 148 crores, enough to get 30000 jawans, bullet proof vests.

And now that I have invoked nationalism and spoken up for the soldier, I have rightfully earned the license to rant anything of the issue which I will rightfully utilize.

The menace of the Gau Rakshaks seems to be increasing every day, top officials of the Government openly advocating Gau Raksha and the religious gurus are now more powerfully advocating "beef eating" to be equivalent to a crime.
One doesn't need to ponder much to realise there is a grave problem , to which I have a solution.

Let's have a CONSTITUTION for the COW.